January 2012
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I don't mind winter
My legs and underarms are beastly hairy in preparation for Pennsylvania winter. But it’s been 60 degrees up until Christmas. I keep getting distracted and petting my leg…I’m not used to it being this fuzzy. I tried to get my mom to pet my armpit, but she got really grossed out. I THOUGHT YOU WANTED US TO BE CLOSER, MOTHER. IT’S JUST LIKE TWO LIL’ KITTENS SNUGGED UP,...
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I am the dumbest.
Was freaking out over lack of tiredness and constant urge to poop. I drank a lot of coffee earlier and forgot until now. What the fuck is wrong with my brain.
Here comes the smolder-
tennantface:
I WILL ALWAYS CRY
ladylizaelliott:
When Kermit the Frog says his lines about ‘Tiny Tim always like to watch the ducks on the river’ and talking about where the grave will be.
GRIEVING MUPPETS.
CANNOT HANDLE.